Ahhhh!

I rarely complain about being pregnant because frankly, I love being pregnant. 💞💞💞

I also remember all too well what it's like to want a viable pregnancy more than anything else in the world and not be able to have it. So, I know I will also feel extremely blessed and grateful. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

That doesn't mean I still can't make fun of myself, though. In that spirit, here is today's edition of The Top 10 Late Pregnancy Nuisances: 😜😜😜

1. Living in the bathroom. 💦💦

2. Fearing your water has broken but then realizing that no, you just pee a lot and have no control over your body anymore. 😁😁

3. Not being able to see your feet anymore. 😫

4. Bending down to pick up anything that has fallen. It may now live there. Sorry. 😩😩

5. Getting up 1,000 times during the night due to: having to pee, baby having a dance party, or trying to find a comfortable sleeping position, which is now next to impossible. 😩😩😩

6. People assuming you are disabled or incapable of doing anything besides sitting. SO not true, and I'm still kicking a** for my second week in a Workweek Hustle Fitbit challenge to prove it. Over 20,000 steps today, baby! 🤗

7. Shaving your legs or other parts. SO not happening, at least easily. 😱

8. Boogers. Never ending mucus and boogers. 😳

9. People pointing out just HOW much you waddle. 😳😳

10. People who think it's funny to ask you whether you're still pregnant or just burrito happy. 😜

And tonight's bonus item: your toddler son hitting your enormous and sensitive boobs over and over, thinking it's the funniest game in the world. Sweet boy. 😫😫😫😂😂😂