Weekends used to be a time of relaxation and rejuvenation, a time where you took care of yourself and did exactly what you wanted. πΆπ΅πΈπΉπ¨
Then came children. πΆπ»πΆπ»πΆπ»πΆπ»
Now, every weekend is like an episode of Survivor where I am just trying to stay alive and on the island, all while ensuring those depending on me are safe, healthy, and happy. π«π«
Yes, this gets exhausting. Fast. π«π«π«
While I certainly am not complaining about motherhood, let's take a moment to mourn the pre-kid weekend rituals you are unlikely to fully have again until your kids move out: ππ
1. Sleeping in. π€π€
2. Breakfast in bed. π³ππΉ
3. Long brunches in the city with bottomless mimosas.πΎπΎπΎ
4. Spontaneously doing whatever you want however you want to do it.π€πππ
5. Putting your needs first.πππ£
6. Going out to eat as much as possible and cooking as little as possible.π½π½π½
7. Midday naps just because.π€π€π€
8. Bar hopping.πΊπ»π·
9. Pretending you're 22 again and staying out as late as possible, since you have no real responsibilities the next day anyway.ππ
10. Being able to fully recover from a hangover without being badgered by a little person.πΆπ»ππ«
The list goes on.π
My point? If you don't yet have children, live it up and don't become fully lame just yet. There's still a little bit of hope for you.ππ
And if you've already been blessed with little rugrats, don't fear. One day, they too will leave the nest, and you'll be left there crying with a box of tissues.
No, life isn't fair. π
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